I HATE SQUIRRELS!
ALL SQUIRRELS MUST DIE!
OMG – as I was just typing the above, a spider crawled out of the printer! What the (insert very bad, vulgar word) is going on around here?!!!
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SQUIRRELS ARE ONE OF GOD’S CREATURES!
I WILL LEARN TO USE A BB GUN IF I MUST!
I WILL NO LONGER DISSUADE BINGLEY AND DARCY FROM SQUIRREL TERRORIZING!
DIE SQUIRREL, DIE!
I hope I haven’t been unclear about my feelings towards squirrels.