Have you ever had your spouse ask for their own container of butter? (And if so, how bad a sign is it? I’ve heard of separate toothpaste, but separate butter?!!)
Have you ever sprained your ankle, while walking down a dark staircase because you saw two Starbursts in the kitchen earlier?
Have you ever put dog doo in the same garbage bag as all the papers you don’t have time to shred?
Have you ever packed only two new bras for a trip? Bras that turned out to be completely worthless?
Have you ever sent the IRS a tax payment from the wrong checkbook?
Have you ever been scorned by Italian waiters for drinking Coca-Cola?
Have you ever had to apologize for your dog french kissing the pizza delivery man?
Have you ever been terrorized by squirrels?
I’m not saying all of these things have happened to me. I’m merely enquiring if they have happened to you. ;)
I will announce the winner of the Amazon gift card on Saturday morning. It will take me some time on Friday to re-figure out my Random.org account.