Posts Tagged ‘death to squirrels’

DEATH TO SQUIRRELS!

I HATE SQUIRRELS!

ALL SQUIRRELS MUST DIE!
OMG – as I was just typing the above, a spider crawled out of the printer! What the (insert very bad, vulgar word) is going on around here?!!!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SQUIRRELS ARE ONE OF GOD’S CREATURES!

I WILL LEARN TO USE A BB GUN IF I MUST!

I WILL NO LONGER DISSUADE BINGLEY AND DARCY FROM SQUIRREL TERRORIZING!

DIE SQUIRREL, DIE!

I hope I haven’t been unclear about my feelings towards squirrels.