Posts Tagged ‘I forgot to do Fat Tuesday’

Fat Tuesday On Wednesday A.K.A. Volume XIIII

Crap! I forgot to do Fat Tuesday! I haven’t had a full 7 or 8 hours of sleep since sometime last week, and it’s clearly getting to me.

I have good news and I have bad news. Good news: I lost three more pounds! Bad news: the scale at the doctor’s office says something four pounds worse than the one at home. What’s up with that? They need to set those things low to compensate for the fact that you can’t stand naked in their hallway. Well, you could. But that wouldn’t be good for anyone. 🙂

Please say a few prayers for me, as I will be flying the “Open Air Airline” today and tomorrow. I wonder how annoyed they would be if pitched that to them as their new slogan?